I Not Dead

I love this. Bigfoot has been found. Bigfoots, plural. One body, and a family of other man-apes.

From CNN:

"Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

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DNA tests on the body have begun, said the statement, and "extensive scientific studies" will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist."

Does Bigfoot hold the key to solving the global warming crisis, our addiction to oil, the war in Georgia? Probably not, but some BF hunters from Georgia (U.S.) say they have found "his body."

No doubt. Bigfoot has been writing books for years. "I Not Dead" is his best yet.

The New York Times (yes!) has more.

Runnin with the devil!

- Green Mullet